i just google imaged poop.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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