Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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