I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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