well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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