You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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