I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
