your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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