I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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