Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
