So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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