I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
