Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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