margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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