Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
This baby is an asshole
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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