So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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