I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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