btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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