Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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