I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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