Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I want to be your penis for a week.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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