how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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