Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
