Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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