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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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