That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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