In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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