Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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