i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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