my room smells like sperm. sweet.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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