Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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