i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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