he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
