It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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