So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
