why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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