Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
it glows. i had to have it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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