I wanna passion pit in your ass
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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