I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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