Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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