If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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