All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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