Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
this just has baby written all over it
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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