We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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