My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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