I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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