you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
