Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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