Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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