I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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