everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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