twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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