And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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